Unclassifieds, Nov. 8

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Here are my comments on last weeks Unclassifieds: 1) We love to see the ladies in tights, leave them alone; 2) Ppl can't bash tights for being ugly & then justify the use of Uggs on the basis of comfort - tights are worn for the same reason & look better; 3) Why are there so many spelling errors from you kids?; 4) Respect the noise limits in the library; 5) Issac's Halloween is always a blast; 6) I always smile @  strangers, esp good looking girls, &; 7) The HP-Pickup Master is badass

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To the student giving teacher feedback: totally agreed. Were you in STAC 3P01, or is this just a Brock prof epidemic?

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Dear Lola Denise Bon-Qui-Qui, you rock my world. But if you want your pokemon cards back you should probably get Dante a pair of goggles as an exchange. Or a Halloween scarf. Or even better- a massage chair! Yours truly,

La Quicia.

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To the girl on the back seat of the commuter,You are not very discreet! Its not very lady like to wipe your nose pickings on the seat and give a look of triumph

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To the fools who responded to my STOP EATING ANIMALS post on the bathroom stall wall in TH, you're all pitiful.

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Dear Hungry Student in Canada,

First of all, I sincerely apologize that you felt guilty for eating instead of donating money.

I would just like to clarify that those students with signs outside of Market Place were not part of the Free the Children but a group of independent students. Brock's FTC believes in working together with students to "be the change" NOT Hassle them for it.

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People Who Eat In Isaacs:  Apparently when you left home for university, you forgot that your mom won't be here to throw out your garbage that you left on the table.  Hopefully your Brock education teaches you things even cavemen were born knowing how to do.  

- Not Your Maid

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Girls, please stop wearing tights as pants, they do not flatter your figure whatsoever, and they're not meant to be worn that way, so stop it, just stop. Oh, and guys, if you're going for that gangster look, your colourful boxers and hairy cracks are not impressing the chicks.

Sincerely,

A student who's tired of seeing such things on campus, especially in the morning.

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Hey students, Don't forget to make a donation and wear a poppy! Yours truly, Thankful

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On Sunday, I was witness to the grossest and most unsettling thing I have ever experienced at Brock. One of the washrooms was defiled not only by someone's unfortunately poor aim and obvious severe stomach issues, but also an immature display of graffiti. First of all, I understand that everyone poops. Yet, if you have to do it in public, at least try to get it in the toilet. If you don't, call someone immediately to clean it up properly, rather than wiping the floor, walls and toilet with single-ply toilet paper leaving a significant amount of evidence of your unfortunate experience. You don't have to be embarrassed – everyone has accidents – but at least think about the other people coming in to the washroom after you who may have weak gag reflexes, a hyper-sensitive sense of smell and, you know, don't want to see your shit everywhere. Secondly, whoever drew the "Unicorn Pig", grow the fuck up. I hope someone finds out who you are, because your childish display of vandalism is not wanted by ANYONE at this University. I hope you're proud of your crude and unimaginative drawing. I also hope you got some of the shit on your hands and didn't notice and then put it in your mouth.

Sincerely,

-Disappointed

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Ladies and gentlemen, once again you were treated to the Aaron Rodgers show!!!! 21/26 and 4TDs.... Cmon, can you say MVP... I thought after watching first quarter highlights that the defense was gonna show up for a game, but instead they showed up for a quarter and then were nowhere to be seen. At this rate, I expect our terrible defense to catch up to us and ruin our perfect record soon. But right now Aaron is taking the defense on his shoulder and putting up unreal numbers! I wasn't able to watch much of the game because Balls Deep was busy winning the B Co-ed Slo Pitch Championship, so shout out to them!!!! It was 4 years in the making but it's finally T-SHIRT TIME!!!!! Look forward to another great game next Sunday when the Vikes enter Lambeau!!!! Let's hope the Packers can keep things rolling. Until next week, Packers Nation is out! #GoPackGo #GreenAndYellow #YOTTO

The Hammer..  Is my penis

-Captain Hammer

Dear Former Classmate:

The one who was obsessed with Dragonball Z in 8th grade and quoted it all the time.  I mean, the one who let his imagination go and involuntarily stood up, in the middle of class, and screamed out, "ka-ma-ha-ma-HAAAAAA", hand gestures included (true story).