Unclassifieds, Nov. 29

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It saddens me that a lot of guys (you know who you are) still don't understand the simple concept of checking someone out. No sir, you do NOT keep staring at them. Simply check them out and then look away, AWAY!

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Designer coach/LV backpacks make you look high maintenance. To the girl I checked out on the 116 (you were also wearing uggs, carrying a mac, and wearing a leather white jacket). I feel bad for your boyfriend's wallet.

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Brock Badgers - Undefeated in University Football since 1964.........Why is there not a football team at this school? We have the space, and apparently we have the money.

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Dear Rachael (my amazing fiancée that is) I just felt the sudden urge to tell you in a newspaper how much I love you! You mean the world to me! From the luckiest Englishman alive.

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Dear brock press, Where have the horoscopes gone!?

Sincerely, confused as to what to expect this week!!

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Quit wasting half the space in the unclassified with ‘packers nation' kid! This space should be used for people who have something interesting to say.

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10-0!!!!!!!!!!! Aaron Rodgers does it again!!!! Once again, the defense was the low point for the Packers, but Rodgers carried them on his shoulders. The game of the year is coming up this week. Packers and Lions at Ford Field in Detroit on American Thanksgiving!!! Last time the Packers were 10-0 going into this historic game, they lost 27-14 to the Lions at the gem that was Tiger Stadium. That would be the only game the Packers lost that year as they went on to win the Super Bowl. Hopefully the Packers go 11-0 on Thursday, but then like back then, continue their streak and win back-to-back Super Bowl Championships. Detroit is a different team this year, so this should be an exciting game to watch! Hope lots of you will tune in, as it is sure to be a thriller!! Until next time, Packers Nation is out. #GreenAndYellow #GoPackGo #YOTTO

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In response to "Rendezvous With An Escort Or____?" : the answer is "Hardwood Flooring".         -Psych Major

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to the people complaining about the buses boo fucking hoo  try taking the niagara bus it comes evey hour or 3 so stop whineing about  half hour wait. try reading a book while you wait. god. -the loud chick

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I love the new debit and credit option at union station. Makes buying food so much more convenient and it tastes better than anything else on campus. It would be awesome if the rest of the food services at Brock got on board with the whole debit thing. Then i might actually go to them.

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The first semester is coming to a close, and it's been quite the semester. But what are the real issues here? Fashion advice? Bus etiquette? Does anyone else find it strange that the most consistent contributor is a football fan who has yet to realize that hashtags don't work in print? We really need to step up the game, people. Stay classy, Unclassifieds!

Sorry I disapparated for a bit

Because it's the end of semester, here's a few more Harry Potter pick up lines to last you wizards and witches til the new year.

You don't have to take Felix Felicis to get lucky with me!

You don't have to feed me Amortentia to have me fall in love with you!

You don't have to cast Wingardium Leviosa to make me rise!

You don't have to cast Engorgio to make parts of me bigger!

You don't have to cast Aguamenti to make me wet!

You don't have to cast Accio to make me come!

You don't have to cast Petrificus Totalus to make me rigid!

Happy Holidays!

The HP-Pickup Master

Dear brock university,

We spend millions of dollars on new buildings on campus, yet the issue of BO is still a very real problem. Can we consider spending 1/50 of the budget to provide Brock students with the means to combat this issue. We can eliminate BO by 2015.

Yours truly,

@Simonlai_

Here are this week's Unclassy tweets:

"Living in the library for a weekend is not fun. In fact, it blows. #lifeofastudent @UnclassBP"

-@and1nikeh

"@and1nikeh @UnclassBP woah! living in the library is my worse nightmare. all the germs (from myself and others) - euck! #notfun"

-@jennyvr

"First step for Brock to elimintae party school image. Make library hours longer than campus bar hours #brockproblems @UnclassBP @BrockBUSU"

-@and1nikeh

"Dec 5th-19th we are open until 2am! RT @and1nickeh: ... Make Library hours longer than campus bar hours #brockproblems @UnclassBP @BrockBUSU"

-@brock_library

dear mcwhatever you're called:

What are you trying to prove St David's/Glenridge McDonalds? McCafe? What does that mean? Are you a cafe or a McDonalds? Your sign outside says McDonalds, but your employee's greet me with "Welcome to McCafe". I have not been this confused or concerned since you advertised that your nuggest were starting to be made with white meat. What were the nuggets before, and what are you now?!

Sincerely,

Cafes don't have burgers.

BROCK PRESS STAFF:

I'm really excited for the "Great Feast" next week. Yes, this needed its own unclassified. PS- no one wants a $5 foot-long, Illich.

- The one bringing pierogies

Awful feeling:

taking the bus to school in the morning and seeing people waiting to take it home; thier day is ending, yours is just beginning.