Unclassifieds, Jan. 31

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To the person who returned a large grey wallet [last] Monday to the campus security,

Thank you so much! I am eternally grateful to you and hopefully you see this message. You have no idea how freaked out I was when I immediately retraced my steps to find someone else had already picked it up. Kudos to you and thank you so much again,

Adrianne. Xoxo

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Do ya like good music??? WWW.DELTATHEBAND.COM      

Friday February 10 at Mansion House

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@Simonlai, You're right- she is the sweetest lady ever to work at a McDonalds. Her name is Patricia, and everyone should tell her how awesome she is. Yours truly, I'm Loving It

"FYI...

there are very poor people living among us, all what they own is money!

~ Peace Lover "

Roly Poly Records and Curiosities

St. Catharines Flea Market

46 Turner Crescent, St. Catharines

We have collectible records from all genres, record players, amps, speakers, books, CDs, DVDs and cassettes, vintage t-shirts, Mexican hoodies, denim & leather jackets

We've expanded and now have retro furniture, rugs, lamps, wall art and unique decor items perfect for student apartments and budgets!

BOOTH 9, 10, 70 & 71 in the main room

Mention this Brock Press ad and receive a discount!

Shout Outs:

Big shout outs to my homie Katherine Borecky !!

-The  Shout–Outer

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Carson Hill,

Surprise, surprise... game on Carson, game on !

UNCLASSIFIED WAR has begun ...

FUTURAMA!

"You see kill-bots have a pre-set kill limit. Knowing their weakness I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the metal I won."

-Cpt. Zapp Brannigan

Dear Brock students

Last week I was standing in the elevator in the tower heading up to the 9th floor.  When entering the elevator, I noticed that the space was very limited.  As the elevator went up the tower, the levels of ackwardness did as well.  The elevator passed the 6th floor when suddenly a student made my day and maybe the week.  He started to sing outloud the music on his headphones to cut the awkward silence.  For this, I dedicate my Unclassified to the dude singing Flo Rider.

Props Bro,

@Simonlai_

-@Timbostacey

A tid-bit of wisdom for you

People who boast  about their ignorance tend not to know what they're talking about

- Mr. Effluvia

Used Parachute for sale:

Only been used once, never opened, slightly stained. Looking to trade for parachute pants or other parachute paraphanalia.

- Michael Clarence Hammer

Dear I.Q.,

You are never going to best me in Unclass- Combat.

-C.H.

De-Chaser

 You are a sweet prince, and your kingdom is full of fudge and cream soda, and none of the villagers care about your greasy hair.

Dolly Parton

Marissa pseudonym

"I didn't understand the question"

DEAR MISS MIHALJEV

Your cookies are a treat, your smile is neat, you wear nice shoes on your feet, this poem is complete.