Unclassifieds, Feb. 7

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To the asshole that just honked excessively and aggressively at me in he zone one parking lot, if you knew how to drive you would have seen the incoming traffic that I couldn't turn in to. Also, don't take it out on innocent people if you are late for class. That's your problem not mine!! May you coffee be cold an your donuts stale.

 - innocent driver.

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Dear brock health clinic, thank you for telling me that I'm a "big ol' sicky" that has really helped me get better and allow me to keep up with my school work

Love the girl with pneumonia

Super sad this week, you guys

The unclassifieds received TWO texts this week.

What happened to us? We had a good thing going for a while, and now you've left us high and dry.

We need you.

Please come back.

(905)321-9275

unclass@brockpress.com

@UnclassBP

Hurtin' unclassifieds page team

Roly Poly Records and Curiosities

St. Catharines Flea Market: 46 Turner Crescent, St. Catharines

We have collectible records from all genres. record players, amps, speakers books, CDs, DVDs and cassettes, vintage t-shirts 2 for $20

We've expanded and now have retro furniture, rugs, lamps, wall art and unique decor items perfect for student apartments and budgets!

BOOTH 9, 10, 70 & 71 in the main room.  We buy, sell and trade!

Dear Brock University,

I had a dream on Sunday Night that I was a Jedi Knight. I could move things with my mind and even could jump high. However, when I woke up I realized I had left my TV on and I had no powers at all. I just want to say screw you George Lucas for bringing back Episode 1- the Phantom Menace to theaters in 3D. When I was a child, I accepted the fact that I could never have the force. Yet George, your new commercials are inception-ing false truths that contradict my ideology while I sleep.

Jerk Move Bro,

-Si jun

@Unclass BP

"Love [Occupy Brock]! Great day of engagement with workers, students and professors! Meeting again [this] week. This is a movement, not just a day!"

- @OccupyBrock

to the guy sitting next to me at lunch right now:

STOP CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN!!! It's really freaking annoying! God!

Happy Muffin McDinosaur

Hello Simon McDonald.

Do you remember when you stepped on my foot and I said I'd get you back one day? Well I DID! Nighty-night.

-The Magician

Hey Unclassy readers!

Did you know you can tweet your submissions (including PHOTO'S) to @UnclassBP? Even better, did you know that during the BUSU election coverage, you can tweet you views with the hashtag #gotmyvote? What would it take to get your vote? A roller coaster in Weather Station Field? Cheaper food in BUSU cafeterias? An improved bus system? Tweet it!

PS. Laughing Man, where are you? I missed your weekly unclassiness!

-Your friendly neighbourhood Spi-,I mean, Unclassifieds Editor

Cargon,

If you are reading this, I would like to congratulate you because you just wasted ten seconds of your life.

Futurama Fun Time:

"Professor, my Fry fro is all frizzy"

-Philip J. Fry

 "Ah! It was ghosts, big ones... And a tornado!"

-Bender Bending Rodríguez

-Futurama Fanatic

Dear Empire Theatres:

I'll have you know that I am aware you tried to poison me this past weekend. Thought I did willingly eat a movie theatre hotdog; perhaps I should've known better. None the less, I ate, and what's more, enjoyed it. It was thoroughly satisfying in the company of a large coke and popcorn. However, no tasty meal would've been worth the intestinal onslaught I faced later that day. yet I have survived, and learned. No more shall you peddle your savoury morsels of pre-cooked pain to me.  Should I ever step foot in your establishment again, I shall be wary.

Adieu,

An unhappy customer.

Hey, you, apathetic loser:

Did you know that only 13 per cent of Brock students voted in last year's BUSU election? That is TERRIBLE!  Read the news online, or in this paper's election coverage, but actually do something... this is seriously getting depressing.

- the votist.

Dear Occupy Movement:

I have bad news: occupations are not the end all, cure all and be all of social causes. Before you have a long sit-in somewhere, please decide what you are occupying against other than "EVERYTHING".

- Someone

To one of the occupiers:

You created and hung a poster that simply said "I want to kill myself". That is not an issue for the occupy movement. This either somebody is actually hurting and sought help in one of the least effective channel or they thought they'd apply a little hyperbole to their inner turmoil over the fact that sandwiches cost $6.00 in the Guernsey Market. There's no problem with taking a initiative with your social accuses, but lets have a little more perspective about our problems, and — especially — respect for those with real personal crises.

-Not impressed.

Question(S):

Fictional characters I want to have over to my house?

A) the Jetson's maid-bot, "Rosie"

B) Auto-bots (not only do you get a free car but I'm sure they have guys who transform into tv's and other appliances)

C) any other robot (because they're just freaking cool)

Fictional characters I never want over to my house?