I hear a lot of people complain that they are treated like a number, especially here at Brock. You have your employee number, your student number, your number in line. All of this is done for the sake of efficiency. Is that really so bad though? Personally, I welcome this drive for efficiency and wish to adopt this whole-heartedly into my own life.
The power ballad was invented for two purposes: karaoke and stripping. Of course, it's always a little weird listening to power ballads in an everyday-type scenario. When Pat Benatar comes on when it's just you and your friends hanging out in your apartment, it's a little bit embarrassing.
How weird is it that I'm writing this letter to you? You're Michelle-fucking-Tanner fer chrissakes, and back in the '90s I totally had a thing for your sister Stephanie. Alas, I was an avid Full House fan and that's something that any woman daft enough to invest a hint of emotional effort into me is going to have to deal with.
