What promised to be an evening of intense electronic sex between Internet flames Judy Murphy and Chuck Zander evolved into something else entirely. Though it has been suggested otherwise, both parties were equally "into it", as Zander, 24, who lives in Scarborough with his parents and works a few evenings a week at a Second Cup, described.
Dear Jemaine, You never seem to have any luck with the ladies, and I can never understand why. Aside from the fact that you are completely socially awkward and a poor conversationalist, I think you would make the perfect date and I, your perfect company. I am rather socially awkward myself, but I can think of lots of things for us to talk about.
Dearest Bret, You were in Lord of the Rings. Normally that would make me deny you as a possible future husband immediately. However, you are, as they say, the exception to the rule. You are quite possibly the most sweet, lovable, charming, appealing, attractive, thoughtful, considerate, pleasant and adorable person that I have ever laid eyes on.
It is well understood that flying without the aid of some kind of mechanism is impossible, yet many pop artists continue their attempt to learn how to 'fly'. Countless songs contain the previous phrase without directly stating what exactly is meant by it.
