While eavesdropping and snooping is not supported here at The Brock Press, sometimes the things you hear are just so ridiculous that you have to stop, take a moment and text what you just heard to all of your friends. Enjoy!
Two girls sitting in the market next to my table:
Girl #1: Was Mike over last night?
Girl #2 : Yeah, he was he always comes over after we go to the Mansion House
Girl #1: Where does he live again?
Girl #2: Close to the Pen
Girl #1 So he only ever stays over when it’s late on a Friday and can’t catch a taxi home???
Girl #2: (Proceeds to stop talking and buries face in palm)
Mr. Jack Show watching Gossip Girl:
While walking past one of the study areas located in MacKenzie Chown, I couldn’t help but notice that you were watching Gossip Girl. I don’t know what is more shocking, the fact that I could successfully tell what show you are watching or that you out of all the people in the school would be watching this show. #Hewasatleast6foot5withTri’sandBi’sbiggerthanmyhead
As I walk into the library from the Tower:
Librarian: Well I’m sorry you lost the Laptop but I have to charge you the $1500.
Student: $1500 dollars for that old piece of shit?
Librarian: I would like you to calm down … (gets cut off)
Student: Calm down! For $1500 I could buy a new Mac, not some shitty school computer that can’t even run WOW
Two guys walking down the halls:
Guy #1: That guy thinks he can rev his engines in a Civic?
Guy #2: Dude, it’s a Civic Si…. it matters, man.
Guy#1: Naw its crap.
Guy#2: What do you mean ?
Guy #1: It’s from 1981, it doesn’t count…
Only at Brock:
Two friends talking as they walked through Academic South:
Student #1: Man, how long have you been dating Sarah for?
Student #2: Almost a year actually. It’s going to be our anniversary in a week.
Student #1: Really? Good for you man. What are you gonnaa get her?
Student #2: Nothing, I’m going to break up with her. Anniversaries can get expensive.
Student #1: Shit eh?
Two students drinking at Skybar:
Student: Is it bad that I have a pint before every lecture now?
Friend: Naw, it’s all a part of getting used to a life of disappointments
Student: Well, at least we have the Skybar so close.
(Both cheers a pint)
Friend: What were we originally talking about again?
Student: I think it was something to do with life being disappointing?
Friend: Yeah, we are both alcoholics…
Three friends leave the Tower and proceed to try and board a bus:
Friend#1: Hurry we’re going to miss the bus! (Attempts to catch the bus but it pulls away moments before in the typical 116 fashion)
Friend#1: (line omitted due to excessive profanities)
Friend#2: Yeah, I’m getting really pissed off with these bus drivers who think they can just leave whenever they want.
Friend#3: Hey, there’s the Bullet!
Friend#1: Good, another damn bus that makes no stops and is of no use to us…
Friend#2: Pretty sure after seven the 116 comes on the half hour