How do you submit an unclassified?
There are three ways to send in your unclassy! You can 1) tweet it to @UnclassBP, 2) post it on our Facebook page wall, or 3) for anonymous contributions, you can e-mail email@example.com. Veteran readers take note: we no longer receive unclassified through cell texts, just the options above. Anything is welcome, so get yours in!
Remember: the Unclassifieds are entirely anonymous submitted content and do not represent the view(s) of the Brock Press or its staff. None of this content is being printed as inherently factual or “news”.
Also, due to the nature of Twitter, any tweeted unclassifieds will include your twitter username (because if people really wanted to know who tweeted it, they could just look up the @UnclassBP twitter account. Make sense?)If you would like to remain anonymous or give a dfferent signature, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
That’s all, email email@example.com if you have any questions!
“I am pleading, begging, crying for a fall reading week! I am so swamped that I’ve had to blow off Halloween partying to catch”
“FREE SELF DEFENSE CLASS Wed Nov 7th, 12-1pm in Walker Complex Dance Studio. All welcome! Email firstname.lastname@example.org for info!”
Seeking Health and Wealth
Seeking part-time and full-time business partners who are passionate and enthusiastic about helping others reach their health goals. Earn financial and time freedom,while gaining optimal health. Those who come on board are subject to win a FREE iPAD. Applicants must be over the age of 18. Apply to email@example.com
What’s your other side?
Brock Press Unclassified Two-Face Photo Contest:
1- Draw on a piece of paper and hold it so it covers half of your face
2- Use face-paint and actually make yourself into a Two-Face
3- Digitally alter a photo so that it’s Two-Face
4- Be more creative than me and think of another way to do it
The best submissions will be put right here in the Unclassifieds
-And the worst will have to flip a coin…
The Student Justice Centre is looking for student ARTWORK that negotiates the notion of “CULTURE”! Art will be displayed up in SkyBar Lounge November 16th, best voted art work will win a prize worth $50.00! Please contact Celeste at firstname.lastname@example.org for more information!
The Student Justice Centre is looking for students with RHYTHMS and RHYMES for Spoken Word; Poetry slam! Prizes to be won for audience and contestants. Spoken Word will be hosted at Isaac’s on November 16th! Please contact Celeste at email@example.com for more information!
brocku.reddit.com. If you don’t know, now you know, badger.
I’d just like to say …
…thank you to Dr. Howell on behalf of all the kids in semantics. Your jailbird costume with the classy dress shoes was hilarious and distracting in the best day. Also the kangaroo artwork in lecture was fantastic.
- Happy Linguistics Major on Halloween
Dear Poor Show,
to use the comparative form of “as” in my unclassy would have implied that those whose unclassifieds I was referring to were obsessed with grammar at all. It would have effectively changed my message. My point was that many are not, at all, obsessed with grammar. Nice try. Also, I am not a Grammar Nazi, I consider grammar one of my BFFs, ok?
- Sadder Linguistics Major (and yes, sadder is the correct form)
Hey Unclassy editors,
why not give us a weekly hashtag to tweet about?
Hey unclassy Contriubtor,
Okay! This week’s unclassy hastag is #mykindostache as in, what kind of Mo’ would you have if you could have any? Anything goes!
I don’t know what to say anymore. Several times this week I saw people with disabilities on the bus ignored. An older lady had to go near the back of the bus, an older man standing, even a younger guy with a cane was standing until some lady offered him her seat after 10 mins (kudos to you). All because students sit at the front of the bus and are ignorant of them, either that or they don’t want to be that one individual.
Brock, I know you’re better than this. Be that one person, I promise you’ll feel good after.
I’m enrolled where?
When asked, do I say I attend Brock University or the “Goodman” School of Business? Wish all these spam emails from the faculty offices would stop shoving the new name down our throat… I attend Brock. Like hell I’m going to say I attend the “Goodman School of Business.”
It sounds like something advertised on Maury.
Brock Student Drivers from London Area in Ontario,
Thanks to the potential passengers who have contacted me about the St. Catharines-London carpool. It was great to get a response. We just have one problem: NO DRIVERS! If you are a driver from London Ontario area who would be willing to bring other students (who pay you gas money) home to the London area, PLEASE e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org. If you’d like to travel home at a reduced gas cost (or for free), by taking peer passengers, contact me ASAP!
Forget winning Lotto Max,
For a project, my class was randomly separated into groups of 4. I found myself paired up with not one or two, but three red-headed cuties. Feel like I just won the mini lottery of life.
- Easily-pleased fanboy of gingers.
Watch DragonBall Z and imagine yourself blasting energy out your palms. Bad-ass.
Watch Naruto and imagine yourself a stealthy ninja. Also bad-ass.
Watch Sailor Moon and imagine yourself transforming into a skin-tight sailor suit with matching skirt. Image never leaves your head… … and still bad-ass.
-Laughing Man (and the Brock Anime club)
here I am again…..
Your end o’ the unclassy section filler. How’re my readers today? Feeling glad, sad, mad or even ambivilent? Why not vent your feelings within my columns? Send in an unclassy right now! Yes, you on your phone tweet at @UnclassBP or email email@example.com. Whatever you write, so long as it isn’t specifically libellous, will be printed free of charge. And what’s more, your contribution with fill the void that I am currently occupying. Imagine it: an unclassy section without any content from the BP staff, entirely student and community-submitted.
That’s the dream!