How do you submit an unclassified?
There are three ways to send in your unclassy! You can 1) tweet it to @UnclassBP, 2) post it on our Facebook page wall, or 3) for anonymous contributions, you can e-mail email@example.com. Veteran readers take note: we no longer receive unclassified through cell texts, just the options above. Anything is welcome, so get yours in!
Remember: the Unclassifieds are entirely anonymous submitted content and do not represent the view(s) of the Brock Press or its staff. None of this content is being printed as inherently factual or “news”.
Also, due to the nature of Twitter, any tweeted unclassifieds will include your Twitter username (because if people really wanted to know who tweeted it, they could just look up the @UnclassBP twitter account. Make sense?)If you would like to remain anonymous or give a dfferent signature, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
That’s all, email email@example.com if you have any questions!
“Happy 20th Birthday Thomas! You are now halfway to 40. Lots of Love from Riley xoxo”
“Happy 21st Birthday Rucha!!! #PCULgirls4life Lots of Love from Riley and Alex xoxo”
“FREE HOT CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES GIVEAWAY next Tuesday Nov 27th in A Block at the SJC table from 11am-1pm! Drop by for a snack!”
“CLOTHING SWAP THIS WEEK: Tues, & Thursday in A Block at the SJC table! Come see the SJC and MSA, and swap for new clothes!”
Seeking Health and Wealth
Seeking part-time and full-time business partners who are passionate and enthusiastic about helping others reach their health goals. Earn financial and time freedom,while gaining optimal health. Those who come on board are subject to win a FREE iPAD. Applicants must be over the age of 18. Apply to firstname.lastname@example.org
What’s your other side?
Brock Press Unclassified Two-Face Photo Contest:
1- Draw on a piece of paper and hold it so it covers half of your face
2- Use face-paint and actually make yourself into a Two-Face
3- Digitally alter a photo so that it’s Two-Face
4- Be more creative than me and think of another way to do it
The best submissions will be put right here in the Unclassifieds
-And the worst will have to flip a coin…
Dear Brock Press,
Why do you never actually write about Brock students, issues, or information? Of the 34 articles in last week’s paper, only 15 were directly about Brock students, organizations, or activities, and of that 15, 5 were sports articles. If this is The BROCK Press, where are the stories about BROCK students, BROCK organizations, and BROCK Activities?
Please enlighten me.
-A grumpy student who wants to know what’s going on INSIDE BROCK
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but Nature more,
From these our interviews, in which I steal
From all I may be, or have been before,
To mingle with the Universe, and feel
What I can ne’er express, yet cannot all conceal.
-Steady mossin’ in F.L
Best new Superhero:
Insect man, Insect man, does whatever an insect can.
Can he spin a web, no he can’t. That’d be too much like Spiderman.
Look out it’s the radioactive non-generic insect man.
He used to be a normal man.
Now he’s an insect man…
- Insect man
Worst new Super-Villians:
The Swatter, Bug Bomb and The Arachnid.
-Should this be a comic? I think yes.
THE BOY WHO NEVER ANSWERS MESSAGES:
I was just starting to accept the fact that you were dead and there you are, being all lively on my Facebook feed. How rude.
Want to help make a comic?
This is an open call for any student writers interested in contributing plot lines and script to a weekly or bi-weekly comic strip. We already have an illustrator eager to start we just need a story to tell. Above this post there’s even a potential superhero comic in the making.
If you are interested please contact email@example.com
-Lets get the Brock Press a comic strip
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE BROCK PRESS?
The Brock Press is conducting an online survey in order to seek out student feedback in a variety of areas (circulation, content, aesthetics, advertising).
It’s quick and easy to fill out online at tinyurl.com/brockpresssurvey and helps YOUR STUDENT NEWSPAPER serve YOU better.
If you have issues with our issues, or additions to our editions, now’s the time to let us know! Contact firstname.lastname@example.org for any questions/concerns/problems with the survey
-Will Crothers and James McAthey