Unclassifieds – October 16, 2012

Roly Poly Records and Retro Booths 9, 10, 70, 71 (main room)
Every Sunday 9-4:30 p.m. St. Catharines Flea Market 46 Turner Crescent, St. Catharines
We have new & used collectible records from all genres record players, amps, speakers, books, CDs, cassettes, DVDs 3 for $10 vintage rock t-shirts 2 for $20 vintage jean jackets, Western shirts leather boots, belts, purses, jewelry
We have retro furniture, rugs, lamps, wall art and unique decor items perfect for student apartments and budgets!
MENTION THIS BROCK PRESS AD AND RECEIVE A DISCOUNT!

Tweets
“timmies why you not open on campus during the weekends I need FUEL! #caffieneaddictedstudent #workwontbeaccomplishednow #thanks”
-@kat_percival
PS. Just saying thanks to our most consistent student Tweeter, @kat_percival, #FF!-@Unckiemeister

From @BrockSJC
“Wednesday Oct 17th is THE INTERNATIONAL DAY FOR THE ERADICATION OF POVERTY! Check out the United Nations’ http://UN.ORG !”
“#FactOfTheDay Look: Port Colborne is a Fair Trade City! http://instagram.com/p/Qcxwg3QTTv/ “
“Who works in the Student Justice Centre? What do we do? Check out JUST US WITH THE SJC @brocktv segments on http://www.brocktv.ca !”
 “WANT TO VOLUNTEER? The Student Justice Centre has social-justice-related opportunities! Email programming@brocksjc.com for info!”
“Wanna learn more about the Student Justice Centre & services we provide? Email info@brocksjc.com, call x6325, drop-in DeCew 226!”
 “Happy to see #SJEStudents at the Friday Hello Kelly concert, the Monday self-defense class, and the Tuesday pancakes giveaway! =D”
-@BrockSJC

How do you submit an unclassified?
There are three ways to send in your unclassy! You can 1) tweet it to @UnclassBP, 2) post it on our Facebook page wall, or 3) for anonymous contributions, you can e-mail unclass@brockpress.com. Veteran readers take note: we no longer receive unclassified through cell texts, just the options above. Anything is welcome, so get yours in!
-Get yours in today!

What’s your other side?
Brock Press Unclassified Two-Face Photo Contest:
Have you ever noticed that everywhere at Brock there are photos of Batman’s enemy Two-Face, often on doors or hanging on the exterior of a building?
The Unclassified Two-Face Photo Contest challenges everyone to send in a photo of their own Two-Face
Your Options Include:
1- Draw on a piece of paper and hold it so it covers half of your face
2- Use face-paint and actually make yourself into a Two-Face
3- Digitally alter a photo so that it’s Two-Face
4- Be more creative than me and think of another way to do it
The best submissions will be put right here in the Unclassifieds
-And the worse will have to flip a coin…

Time Wasting 101
So the first assigment in my class was about library materials and how to find/use them… keep in mind, this isn’t a course about libraries, but history… our next assignment is about periodicals, again, NOT history…. wft?!? I know — as most others should — how to use a library. this should not be a part of regular courses.
Sincerely,
-Paying the school WAY too much money to waste my time like this

Did you know…
That the food on airplanes tastes bad because the low himidity and pressurized envionment numbs our tastebuds? For all you know, you’ve been eating the best tasting food you’ve ever had, but you’re taste buds failed to give ot a proper appraisal.
-The more you know (about pointless things, it porbably won’t have an effect on your day-to-day life or otherwise)!

Ah, Brock…
To get your name on a tiny wall plaque at Brock, it costs thousands of dollars. To have a tiny “bench” outside Academic South named after you, it likely costs more than our entire degree does.
So, I ask you to imagine with me… how much does it cost to have Brock rename the *entire* faculty of business after some guy, into the “Goodman School of Business”?
The answer = “undisclosed” (which translates into a FUCK-TONNE)
- Guy who rolled his eyes so much at the news, they did a 360 and walked away.
*looks at the calendar*

2 weeks until Halloween. 2 weeks until the costumes come out and lectures become more entertaining.
- ready to act like a kid

Dear Little Ring,
Thanks so much for writing. Prior to October 10th, I was looking forward to the chance to point out the flawed thinking of those who still admired Lance Armstrong. However, since the evidence against him has been made public such sport no longer seems fun; I’ve never taken delight in saying “I told you so!” and I feel genuine sympathy for all those to whom Armstrong lied (and continues to lie), let alone the people he cheated, bullied and abused. For years, I’ve considered Lance a douchebag but having just finished reading the USADA’s “Reasoned Decision” against him, even I am surprised at the degree of his douchebagginess.
As you point out, Livestrong does good work (though not related to cancer research – their programs are “awareness” and “survivor” related). So does The Second Mile, but no one would ever call Jerry Sandusky a hero. Like Sandusky, Armstrong lied, continues to lie, abused people, and — for reasons that can only be called selfish — forever changed the lives of many individuals. As The Second Mile has severed all relationships with Sandusky, so must Livestrong distance itself from Armstrong.

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