Seeking Health and Wealth?
Seeking part-time and full-time business partners who are passionate and enthusiastic abouthelping others reach their health goals. Earn financial and time freedom,while gaining optimal health. Those who come on board are subjected to win aFREE iPAD. Applicants must be over the age of 18. Apply to firstname.lastname@example.org
Dear “Big Ring”
Today the Lance Armstrong Foundation provides millions of dollars for cancer research and community-based programs for people with cancer. The Foundation matches people with cancer with clinical trials and connects them with oncology social workers through the LIVESTRONG SurvivorCare program. The Foundation established the LIVESTRONG Survivorship Center of Excellence Network and the LIVESTRONG Young Adult Alliance. The LAF has also supported pain and palliative care for people living with cancer and worked to make sure that underserved populations have the information and access they need to fight cancer.
That’s why Lance Armstrong will always be a hero.
Roly Poly Records and Retro Booths 9, 10, 70, 71 (main room)
Every Sunday 9-4:30 p.m. St. Catharines Flea Market 46 Turner Crescent, St. Catharines
We have new & used collectible records from all genres record players, amps, speakers, books, CDs, cassettes, DVDs 3 for $10 vintage rock t-shirts 2 for $20 vintage jean jackets, Western shirts leather boots, belts, purses, jewelry
We have retro furniture, rugs, lamps, wall art and unique decor items perfect for student apartments and budgets!
MENTION THIS BROCK PRESS AD AND RECEIVE A DISCOUNT!
“napping in the library #classic”
“FREE HELLO KELLY CONCERT Friday Oct 12th 7pm in Issac’s! For tickets, contact: email@example.com, x6325, or drop into DeCew 226″
“Interested in social justice? Volunteering? Contact the Student Justice Centre: firstname.lastname@example.org, x6325, or drop into DeCew 226!”
“FREE VEGAN PANCAKES GIVEAWAY in MCA at the SJC table on Tuesday October 16 from 8am until they’re gone! Get em while they’re hot!”
“FREE MONTHLY SELF DEFENSE CLASSES starting Mon Oct 15th 11am-12pm, email programming@Brocksjc.com to sign up! Donate canned food!”
How do you submit an unclassified?
There are three ways to send in your unclassy! You can 1) tweet it to @UnclassBP, 2) post it on our Facebook page wall, or 3) for anonymous contributions, you can e-mail email@example.com. Veteran readers take note: we no longer receive unclassified through cell texts, just the options above. Anything is welcome, so get yours in!
-Get yours in today!
To the Women’s Rugby team for their victory over Laurier. Get, get, get, get fired up and kick some ass on Saturday
Love, The Sports Section
Mike is a dingbat
I’d like to bet that every single member of the transit commission or whoever it is that decides the bus schedules probably has a car. What’s up with that? Why can’t I bus on weekend mornings or after 10 pm?
-I want to ride the bus when I want to ride the bus
You realize this event is today, right?
-Disregard if you pick this up after Oct.10
Are you a nose-breather or a mouth-breather?
If you answered either way, did you know that other people breathe differently than you do?
Now that you know this do you care at all… probably not.
I love pancakes. Basically all cake is good. It is odd that we have so many different kinds of cake. Our culture worships the cake God,
-What’s your favourite cake?
If you are reading this yell. Yell right now, it doesn’t even matter what you yell. Just yell the first thing that comes to mind. It doesn’t matter where you are. Don’t be afraid, what’s anyone going to do? Tell you to be quiet. No they’re not because they’re scared of you now because you just yelled out “The smurfs are attacking” at the top of your lungs. They think you’re crazy. Oh well, might as well not disappoint them. Now stand up, run away with your arms waving above your head screaming about how aliens abducted you and how you were the top scientist in a government conspiracy involving bagels.
-I’m oh so crazy
Random Thought (The BEST One):
Try and make a paper aeroplane out of the cover of this newspaper while in class and then just as class is finished see if you can throw it all the way to the front of the class.
-I double dog dare you!
What’s your other side?
Brock Press Unclassified Two-Face Photo Contest:
Have you ever noticed that everywhere at Brock there are photos of Batman’s enemy Two-Face, often on doors or hanging on the exterior of a building?
The Unclassified Two-Face Photo Contest challenges everyone to send in a photo of their own Two-Face
Your Options Include:
1- Draw on a piece of paper and hold it so it covers half of your face
2- Use face-paint and actually make yourself into a Two-Face
3- Digitally alter a photo so that it’s Two-Face
4- Be more creative than me and think of another way to do it
The best submissions will be put right here in the Unclassifieds
-And the worse will have to flip a coin…